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Hi!
My name’s Harvey Milk and I’m here to
recruit you!
I’m
just a Long Island Guy
For
a while I’ve had my eye
On
a great job serving people like you
Ooh-hoo
Life
on the Castro never stops
But
I saw from my camera shop
That
no one stands up for gays or knows what we do
Or
thinks we’re cuckoo!
I
don’t wanna say I’m the best for the job
but-
I
kinda am so why don’tcha put those high heels
on
And
vote for me!
I’m
Harvey Milk, I’m a helluva guy!
I’d
like to build and organize
A
great circle of friends who might fraternize
with—
Who
feel they maybe what a change
I
do, too
Poo-poop-pee-doo
So
if you’re in need of a break
From
the city fat cats
On
the make
Like,
oh, I don’t know….DAN WHITE!
Oops!
Did I just say that aloud?
I
don’t wanna say I’m the best for the job
but-
I
kinda am so why don’tca put those lashes on
And
vote for me!
I’m
Harvey Milk, I’m a helluva guy!
Tap
break
That
Harvey Milk, he’s a helluva guy!
That’s
right….
Uhm-hmmm!
I
don’t wanna say I’m the best for the job
but-
I
kinda am so why don’tca put that moo-moo on
And
vote for me!
‘Cause
I’m a helluva guy!
I
know I’ll be the best for the job!
‘Cause
I’m a helluva guy!
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-hi-yai-yai!
And
now our votes are in for city supervisor are
in….and the winner is….
NOT
YOU
But
I came in 21 out of 27
I
gotta try again!
‘Cause
I’m a helluva guy!
I
know I’ll be the best for the job!
‘Cause
I’m a helluva guy!
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-Ay!
Ay! Ay! Hispanics!
And
our winner for this year is….
SORRY
HARVEY. NOT YOU.
But
I came in 7 out of 21!
I
gotta try again!
‘Cause
I’m a helluva guy!
I
know I’ll be the best for the job!
‘Cause
I’m a helluva guy!
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-Oh,
my God I'm gonna pass out!
And
our winner for this year is….
HARVEY
MILK!
Oh,
shit, I won.
Where’s
my toaster?!
I
don’t wanna say I’m the best for the job
but-
I
kinda am so why don’tca put those high heels
on
Put
those lashes on
Put
that moo-moo on
Oh,
hell I don’t care whatcha wear just get out
there and vote!
From
me!
I’m
Harvey Milk, I’m your new city supervisor!
©2004
Jade Esteban Estrada
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